Roses are red.
People are fake.
I stay to myself — because I’m not trying to be on the first 48.
If you love true crime, mind your business, and trust no one… this one’s for you 🖤
This cozy crewneck blends dark humor, true crime energy, and anti-social vibes into one bold statement. Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anti-Valentine mood, or curling up with your favorite crime documentary while avoiding unnecessary drama.
The distressed block-letter design gives it that worn-in, “seen some things” look — sarcastic, relatable, and just unhinged enough.
✨ Details
•Unisex crewneck sweatshirt
•Soft fleece interior for all-day comfort
•High-quality, durable print
•Multiple color options available
•True to size with a relaxed fit (size up for oversized)
🔪 Perfect for
•True crime lovers
•Valentine’s Day with dark humor
•Introverts & boundary-setters
•Fans of sarcasm, solitude, and documentaries
Because peace, boundaries, and staying off true crime TV are the real love language.
